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Chewing gum on a stick

Electric-powered fur coat.

a sphere (get it)

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

uncomfortable chairs

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Solar powered flashlight

your mom

Left-handed frisbies

Triangle with mouthpiece.

Cup a Soup - Just add soup

invisible ink

A calculator that can divide by zero.

epipen filled with air

decorative candles

people saying reem

Fireproof matches

Rubber sockets.

Non-drowsy sleeping pills.

Solar powered tanning booth.

A barrel shaped and sized teleporter that allows you to teleport inside of it.

submarine with wheels

A none see through window

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!