Goats, but also bee's. And people that keep them.

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Life preserver ring filled with water.

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My dick. No one seems to want to use it, but me of course.

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A trusty shotgun poop parrot

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Cigarettes

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Unrequited love

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me

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Undramatic chipmunks

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Gingers

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A flat spoon

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A radio for the deaf

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Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

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Coloured Whiteboards

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Bugspray without deet

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Appendix

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K

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Milk flavored Beer

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Those things that clip on to coat hangers to tell size

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paper mache boat

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Michael Smith =D

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How to learn french translated to french

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Screen doors for a submarine.

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Suitcase Bag

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Dirty tissues.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!