vaccum sealed oxygen tank

The internet

fireproof logs

Fur sink

Inflatable dartboard

A glass hammer

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Indestructible pinata.

A pointless investing is autocorrect

religion

Glass underwear

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a polar bear colouring book

a flashlight that only works on day

A bladeless sword

waterless watermelons

A silencer for an rocket launcher.

A working computer.

Solid steel shoelaces

A smoke alarm that goes off only when there is no fire, and stops when there is one. --though it might technically work, it would be so not worth it.

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Cup a Soup - Just add soup

Eats Taco... Nothing falls out.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!