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A flat spoon

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a polar bear colouring book

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Rebecca Black & Amanda Bieber

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a flashlight that only works on day

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Shoes for hands.

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A bladeless sword

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A silencer for an rocket launcher.

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A machine that makes you exist eternally (by killing you then covering your corpse in wax)

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A smoke alarm that goes off only when there is no fire, and stops when there is one. --though it might technically work, it would be so not worth it.

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reCAPTCHA

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Cup a Soup - Just add soup

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iPad2

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Eats Taco... Nothing falls out.

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football bat

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a silent alarm clock.

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JAPCUM RESENTS: ULTIMATE BARBELL VS JAPCUM 3!: Who the hell gives a damn about what happens to the fucking universes. Moral: HADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUKEN! AND POWER OF THE, POWER OF, POWER OF, POWER THE DESTRUCTOR, POWER OF THE CREATOR!

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Submarine ejection seat

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Time Travel

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School

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A barrel shaped and sized teleporter that allows you to teleport inside of it.

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Glass underwear

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Non-toxic insect killer

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a book made out of water about water

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!