20 minute instant noodles

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GOD

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Dirt polisher. Get that dirt nice and shiny.

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Foreskin cleaner for Jews.

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Religion (because that is really a invention... (this is for the idiots that keep putting atheism here, since religion was INVENNTED, and atheism is just ppl not being retarded and believing in the pointless invention that religion is...)

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easy remove anchor

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Vagina-scented pads.

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School

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The Kardashans

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brett favre

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a flashlight that only works on day

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Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

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A silencer for an rocket launcher.

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A 16-digit combination padlock

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Milk flavored Beer

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soda stream

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yo momma

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SOPA

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Propel - Water Flavor

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the condom in your dads wallet the morning after you were conceived

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clothes for dogs... they're animals, not dolls!!

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Mexico

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twitter...... follow @chazz_basshead

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The Fax Machine

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!