My dick. No one seems to want to use it, but me of course.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

shark rabies vaccine

thumb_up thumb_down

20 minute instant noodles

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Cup a Soup - Just add soup

thumb_up thumb_down +77

Y U NOT RUNNING?! IM SCARY!?!? RAWRR

thumb_up thumb_down +75

electricity powered generator

thumb_up thumb_down +75

A DVD-rewinder.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

Veggie Burger

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Strict parents

thumb_up thumb_down +59

condoms which disintergrate when in contact with seman or sperm

thumb_up thumb_down +47

School

thumb_up thumb_down +45

How to stop reading books compulsively: Book one of 9001.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

snow leopard

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to eat shith and die. Moral: Yet in your cause seeker, it is most useful, yes I am being personal.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Cats

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A soil / gravel detector

thumb_up thumb_down +21

MANSWEAT ON SPRAYCANS! Because you can never smell enough LIKE THE REAL MAN YOU ARE IF YOU USE ENOUGH MANSMELL! TESTICLES! ARMPITS! ALL SORTS OF 100 percent natural odors. Moral: Moral man still in stock! Smell like the man known as the third most useless invention today!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Sugar-free candy floss

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Bugspray without deet

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti-homosexuality protests. Seriously what the hell they expect to achieve? Moral: NO MORE GAYS! NO MORE GAYS! GOD HATES GAYS! Ehem... Any of this doing anything at all except ruining our reputation and possibly lives? No? Well I am tired... Same time next year? Well that's a date then! No homo!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Math

thumb_up thumb_down -29

iPhone 6 plus. Bigger so it's harder to fit in your pocket, and thinner so it's more breakable!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A solar-powered flashlight.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Electric chickens.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!