Suitcase Bag

Eats Taco... Nothing falls out.

iPad2

Solar powered flashlights

seeing-eye pants

a silent alarm clock.

Wheelchair with pedals.

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vaccum sealed oxygen tank

The internet

Fur sink

fireproof logs

A glass hammer

Inflatable dartboard

Indestructible pinata.

A pointless investing is autocorrect

religion

Glass underwear

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water proof candles

a book made out of water about water

a polar bear colouring book

Rebecca Black & Amanda Bieber

a flashlight that only works on day

Pointless Inventions

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