Solar powered flashlight

Dairy free milk.

A trusty shotgun poop parrot

Cigarettes

Unrequited love

me

Undramatic chipmunks

Gingers

A flat spoon

Life preserver ring filled with water.

A radio for the deaf

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

Coloured Whiteboards

Bugspray without deet

Appendix

Milk flavored Beer

Those things that clip on to coat hangers to tell size

paper mache boat

Michael Smith =D

How to learn french translated to french

Screen doors for a submarine.

Suitcase Bag

Dirty tissues.

A computer that teaches you how to use an computer

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!