bumpless braille

Gluebricant

Pokemon Seizure: The motion picture.

Y U NOT RUNNING?! IM SCARY!?!? RAWRR

Non absorbent tampons

iPad2

Flashlight with powered by Solar..

soccer

A calculator that can divide by zero.

Mit Romney

Scrabble- letters not included

A black-colored light bulb.

Urine flavored breath mints

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Natural-Colour Hair Dye.

michael smiths 1/1000000" wonder

Anti-homosexuality protests. Seriously what the hell they expect to achieve? Moral: NO MORE GAYS! NO MORE GAYS! GOD HATES GAYS! Ehem... Any of this doing anything at all except ruining our reputation and possibly lives? No? Well I am tired... Same time next year? Well that's a date then! No homo!

A working computer.

Me.

Inaudible microphone

No Freeware works as advertised.

seeing-eye pants

AN ORPHANAGE FOR WHITE PPL

the condom in your dads wallet the morning after you were conceived

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!