A flat spoon

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Camouflage for lava

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Obama.

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solar powered flashlights

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Milk flavored Beer

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Those things that clip on to coat hangers to tell size

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A cookbook for preparing babies ages 2-3

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Dehydrated water.

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Battery operated Battery Changer, Batteries not included.

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Reality Television

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glow in the dark water

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Anti-sleeping bench.

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a microphone that doesn't let you talk

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Dirt polisher. Get that dirt nice and shiny.

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Foreskin cleaner for Jews.

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ipod for the deaf

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Veggie Burger

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Justin Bieber

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Dissolving Condoms

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condoms which disintergrate when in contact with seman or sperm

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High-altitude underground aircraft.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!