Hair Wetter

Socks for your nose.

ipod for the deaf

your mom

War

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Submarine ejection seat

A soundproof radio

Alcohol that makes you sober.

a flashlight that only works on day

coke flavored pepsi

Rebrella Umbrella but gets you twice as wet.

Purple Onions

Insta-water (Just add water and stirr)

open-bottom bag

seatless toilet

Square Tires for Carts

a microphone that doesn't let you talk

Sandwiches for dead people

a Time machine that traps you into past or future

billiards ball. but any other "round" object as well.

School,

The internet

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!