A hair dryer for drying your fire.

Cardboard Bullets

Moral Man. Moral: Man has left the horsehead network. bye everyone!

A Capcom device that tells you when new Megaman games come out. Moral: Never.

AC battery

the teleport machine that teleports you to the exact same place

Condoms for dildos

christian side hugs.

A lock on a 24/7 store

CAPTCHA.

Diet Water

A screen door for a submarine.

high school

Nut-free Nutella.

Besides ridiculous weak ignorant people... Moral Man is a creation, not a invention. Moral: Foes of mine, know my name and fear it! Supporters of mine, know I speak for us all, however many or few you may be, I fear not say my mind, none shall be left alone in the darkness!

fireproof matches

A book with the title: Read this when you're dead

An origami umbrella

Nothing is pointless! ;D Everyting is pointless... :(

Polka triangled fabric.

twilight.

The electoral voting system

dinosaur food

a second shift key

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!