An evolution simulator that runs at that same speed as evolution.

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Kosher prostitute

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Parachutes that open upon impact

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Seedless sunflowers

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Ejector seat for helicopters.

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A cell phone charger that only works when cell phone is fully charged.

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God

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Hot water powered water heater

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Nose hair extensions

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Cordless Guitar

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To comment below: Dont worry, I will assist in your suicide, besides what does a dead man fear of being charged for? Immoral: You know me.

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2D glasses.

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reusable toilet paper

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The Justin Beiber path through puberty. Now available on Blu-Ray!

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Ear-noculars.

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Non-stick tape

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shoes that are shaped and painted like feet -jesse

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Screen door on a submarine.

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Braille books on CD.

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Directionators. (fake fans of One Direction)

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2D glasses

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Sporks

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essex

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Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!