A black-colored light bulb.

bacterial soap

A cookbook for preparing babies ages 2-3

a circle

The power to eat shith and die. Moral: Yet in your cause seeker, it is most useful, yes I am being personal.

From the makers of Shake Flashlight: Shake Car Headlights No batteries required

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

AN ORPHANAGE FOR WHITE PPL

wake up calls in hospital to give you something to help you sleep when you were already sleeping!

Brain cavity for Sarah Palin

a book made out of water about water

a door that dont opon

Glow in the dark tampons.

2D glasses.

A #3 pencil.

Gluebricant

This website...

Endothermic Kettle

The Regular Show.

Bugspray without deet

Dehydrated Water

Highway traffic-lights

Black &White Color blindness test

A mouse without left click.

Pointless Inventions

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