Outdoor bug spray made out of plant extract.

Barack Obama.

The kinder egg 3 in one "infomercial: You get 3 surprises in one egg! You get chocolate! You get a surprise! And a toy! Moral: I dont care about the damn toy... (the chocolate is delicious though), but where the hell is my surprise? Better commercial: You get 100 surprises in one egg! You get an egg! You get chocolate! You get white chocolate! You get a nice wrapper to keep your oh... you already ate your kinder egg... never mind... You get a yellow container! You get a paper with instructions inside! You get the experience of buying a kinder egg! You get a cheaper uglier toy every time you buy a egg! You get etc etc. Now at least a commercial like that would be a surprise on its own...

a yo-yo-YO

english class

A bladeless sword

A wheel that will engage its breaks if the car rolls more than 5 meters to stop it from rolling away

The American Health Care System

You

Sugar Coated Shit

4chan.org

The Quagemire show...

oprah's personal trainer

Star Trek brand condoms (anyone that'd buy them wouldn't need them)

A penis with no balls

Cardboard Surfboard

Tinted contact lenses

Christianity, Judaism, and Islam.

Sand Paper Tissue

pixle *for censoring porn*

Any Religion ever

a horse with only two legs

Transparent underwear

getting sick

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