water resistant umbrella

A solar powered flashlight

swiss cheese condom

Books about Vampires

different types of screwdriver --- + Different types of lightbulb fittings. different sizers and shapes of charger cigs minidisks the SPORTS font

condoms with air vents

Fireproof Submarines.

leaf blowers

ugly people

A machine that instantly turns icecubes into drinkable water.

Horsehead Network

a music channel that doesnt play music

decaf 5 hour energy

homework

a book on how to fly.

Indestructible pinata.

Instant water- Just add water

Microsoft paint

Pre-sealed envelopes

I can`t believe its not real shit! Butter. Moral: The HedgeMan

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

a box shaped contraption, that upon having its switch turned to on, a robotic arm comes out of the box and turns the switch to off.

tanks with glass sunroofs= awesome lifestyle

a microphone that doesn't let you talk

Pointless Inventions

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