ejector seat on a helicopter

Chocolate teapots.

screen door for submarine

Harry styles

1 pronged fork and copper napkins

A pedal powered wheel chair

Dehydrated water. Just add water.

Flavorless Water

the jerk who made the anti-Islamic film people like him should fall of the Earth theres no room in this world for such hate and bigotry.

World hunger

preachers

Taste PIZZWATEX Refreshing and right from the finest toilets of England.

christian rock

paper måché bombs

Glow in the dark glowsticks (Glowsticks painted with glow in the dark paint)

License plate cozy

pubic hair

A rape whistle

A screen door for a submarine.

Habanero suppositories

Guy: I want you for much more than just sex baby, I mean in fact I dont even want you for it unless you want! Girl: Really? Uh, why? Guy: I can suck my own turkey. Moral: Ugh... Geeks and Yoga, kill em with Yoga fire (you relax, go into a deep state of mind, and then apparently you yell it while blowing outwards, the details are a bit fuzzy)

Corn flavored chapstick.

Womens' opinions

Flammable Fire Extinguisher

Pointless Inventions

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