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Not sex

Diet soft drinks.

Underwear with edges that fuse to your skin creating a hermetic seal, and you cannot take them off. Imagine farting...

One dimensional glasses.

poop scented air freshener for the bathroom

A water bottle with a hole at the bottom.

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Metal toilet paper

really attractive children

Your face

Donald Trumps small loan of a million dollars

A wooden axe

A time machine that can only move forward at normal speed

School

A braille drivers manual.

Window$

wake up calls in hospital to give you something to help you sleep when you were already sleeping!

Pennies

High fives because SOME PEOPLE in america have no hands.

an umbrella for a ciggerete on a rainy day

Confederate money

Trees with clear leaves

remote control to operate a remote control

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!