Pennies

High fives because SOME PEOPLE in america have no hands.

Appendix....all it can do is possibly explode and kill you.

an umbrella for a ciggerete on a rainy day

Confederate money

Trees with clear leaves

remote control to operate a remote control

salad warmer

Fireproof Cigars

Non-sticky glue

non stick stickytape,it will never catch on!

tasteless flavoured water water flavoured water

An alarm clock for your cats

Nickelback

A reusable condom, simply turn it inside out.

Safety razor (very popular thing for doing suicide though).

the Tinman's "heart" (it was just a clock)

an oxygen tank filled with carbon monoxide

Women Rights.

The game.

A finger up a tin man's backside/ass

Poop scented candle/ air freshener

Any not-provable, unattributable book that describes devoting your life to it's (mostly ridiculous) rules or facing consequence.

Batteries or power input to any and every thing that automatically shakes whenever Michael J Fox is visiting. Moral Disclaimer: The vibrating sound you hear from your mothers room at night is probably not Micheal "J" Fox.

Pointless Inventions

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