Hot Ice cream

The scrotum, just put them on the inside.

A helmet for a kamikaze pilot.

Convertible submarine

Goats, but also bee's. And people that keep them.

Windows Vista

Condoms for dildos

the microwave crockpot

gas operated toothpick

thespacebar

Wartune (you know the game that makes you believe its porn or "everything a man needs?") Moral: Thumb me down if you must, but think about it for a minute or two before you do so...

A Cup with holes

Too Easy!...It's Here: Timer Lipstick Timer Foundation Bullet Proof Whip Hair-Made by willow smith Tron Boots Ballpen Catcher Plasma Glasses-Like Cyclops Rocket Gum Shotgun Shoulder Bag Rocket Bag

DVD rewinder

XBOX 360 Elite, any other Xbox or Microsoft Product.

Bullets made from mercury instead of lead

Wind powered fan

A convertible submarine

All of Apples products.

A DVD rewinder.

Self Destructing Boomarang

Alarm that goes off when there should be a moment of silence

Artwork that goes for thousands of dollars when a two year old can make something that looks just the same

A smoke alarm that goes off only when there is no fire, and stops when there is one. --though it might technically work, it would be so not worth it.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!