chest scratcher

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

Plastic food

a machine that finds a cure for AIDS but then quickly destroys the medicine.

Inflatable anchor

hitler

Cold fire

American Idol on DVD

Holographic things that you can touch

Cell phone battery drainer

Fruitless seeds...

You

Abdominal fat.

cigarrettes :(

Swimming Pool Electrical Outlet.....

video cameras for blind people

texting

jews

Scented Trashbags . TF ?

Sunglasses for blind people

phone charger that charges fully charged phones

me

Strap-ons for women

A tractor beam that moves objects only a quater of inch and needs 1 week before you can use it again...

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!