Charlie Sheen

Indulgence.

The View

the ability to post Justin Bieber

Braille for those who can see.

Unsliced bread

charcoal operated battery electric-powered generator LPG operated cellphone human-powered helicopter

Dehydrated water.

A sword that melts in combat

Country music

solar powered night-light

Foreskin cleaner for Jews.

solar power night vision goggles

Canada.

Stab proof knife

air conditioned condom

Lubricated Sandpaper

Waterproof Sponge

This website

Marathon runs for town guards that took an arrow to the knee. Moral: Only those that used to be ex-adventurers like you may apply.

Mexilover: A pill that instantly transforms you into a mexican! (Effects irreversible)

low fat anti-anoerxia pills

Australian Indoor-Rules Quidditch Sure, great idea to begin with. Might even be fun to play. BUT IT'S POINTLESS IN RETROSPECT, because IT'S A GAME THAT INVOLVES TRYING TO HIT EACH OTHER WITH WOODEN BATS. Seriously.

"Entrance Only: Do not enter" signs.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!