cordless extension cord

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A machine that when turned on it turns itself off

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Barrettes for bald people.

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Women.

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Dehydrated water. Just add water.

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a machine that turns tears into kool aid

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a global remote control that only works on mars TV's

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A chair that when tipped on its side, it viciously and anally rapes your mother.

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Battery Powered Battery Charger

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Black People

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A pig massager

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A glass hammer

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A hair dryer for drying your fire.

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Boomerang arrows. Warning, shooting will result in severe injury or death.

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comedy central without comedy

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Underwear with edges that fuse to your skin creating a hermetic seal, and you cannot take them off. Imagine farting...

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One dimensional glasses.

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Food that can't be digested. That way you can eat it after you shit it out.

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One Direction

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Diet soft drinks.

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Brussels Spouts

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Taste PIZZWATEX Refreshing and right from the finest toilets of England.

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educational video games

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Concrete life jacket

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!