A self-destruct button.

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Solar Powered Lantern

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Besides ridiculous weak ignorant people... Moral Man is a creation, not a invention. Moral: Foes of mine, know my name and fear it! Supporters of mine, know I speak for us all, however many or few you may be, I fear not say my mind, none shall be left alone in the darkness!

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Directionators. (fake fans of One Direction)

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Non-stick glue

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Periods each month.

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Petrol That is Made From Cars

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THE '80S!!!!!!!!

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Hiphop

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The Human Centipede

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Hmm... one day my kinder egg comment had 8 thumbs ups... and now 22 hours later it has at least four red thumbs? Pointless inventions: Haxxoring tools! There was one that kept thumbing my comments down the SECOND I posted them, below a picture! I mean how can someone give me 4 thumbs ups less than a second after I post a comment? Moral: You hiding behind your small tools (pun intended), know that your cheap tricks are useless against the truth... The voice that speaks in all human beings... and the few such as me that say them out loud... hide behind your tools, knowing you are no match for Moral Man!

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A woman's vocal chords. Was gonna say mouth but..

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condom

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A tree that looked dead all year

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Twitter

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An inflatable bowling ball!

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solar panels that must be plugged in

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An alarm clock that plays soothing music.

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uncarbonated soda

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A lightbulb that only turns on when you're looking straight at it

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pointlessinventions.com

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Merkins. Google it.

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K

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Eco-friendly gasoline.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!