PS3

Goats, but also bee's. And people that keep them.

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

Jersey Shore.

You.

A clock that ticks slightly faster than a normal clock

Cyanide-coated condoms

Automatic soap dispensers

eyeglasses with funnels to aid you in droppind eyedrops

A DVD on how to install a DVD player

Disney Channel

Distractions

Vegitarian Zombies

salt for slugs!

The show Naked and Afriad being sensored

A portable button that when pushed causes some random parent to senselessly go and beat their child

Brushing your teeth right before you eat.

Caterpie.

Your Mom.

Paper made condoms.

This site, but is Fun!!!!!

an unscented perfume

reversible light bulbs

Pedal-powered wheelchair.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!