Chili flavored condoms

Wooden Barbeque

Apparently, the spork! Moral: Where the hell are my red thumbs?!?!?

instant water, just add water

Fire-proof matches.

People who make fun of you at kids school for having a big d1ck... Moral: Pff mine just grew a bit faster that`s all... Sheesh had I known back THEN that it was a good thing...

Unscented air fresheners.

A cell phone charger that only works when cell phone is fully charged.

a water proof spounge

bottle mouths that snap on top of aluminum cans.

A checker board with only one black square and one white.

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

electric tuba

social miedia (instagram,twitter,facebook,reddit,fickr,ETC(NOT youtube!!!))

sub-marine screen doors

Strap-ons. < WTF!

Bristol Palin

Me! :D Moral: You cant disagree you feck! You voted

pennies

the appendix

weight gain pills

Live action cartoons

Indestructible egg shells

The "I agree to the Terms of Service" checkbox

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!