Phlegm flavoured mucus and phlegm relieve medicine

A device that turns wine into water

The film "Never Say Never"

Transparent glass!

re-usable condom

People who complain they didnt get any likes on their comment when they didnt like it either.

Condoms.

Black highlighter

a left handed screw driver

Hairspray filled fire extinguishers.

Earphones that only work when you've muted the sound.

concrete car

CCTV Footages that are too blurry to make out but are still used to try to find the culprits

PS3

Goats, but also bee's. And people that keep them.

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

Jersey Shore.

You.

A clock that ticks slightly faster than a normal clock

Cyanide-coated condoms

Automatic soap dispensers

eyeglasses with funnels to aid you in droppind eyedrops

A DVD on how to install a DVD player

Disney Channel

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!