Powder water

a pen that writes on black paper

A one size fits all hat.

GOD

An igloo that keeps you cold.

Pre-sealed envelopes

cotton-bladed guillotine

The power to eat shith and die. Moral: Yet in your cause seeker, it is most useful, yes I am being personal.

solar powered flaslight

Moral: There is nothing bad with free PR...

Obamacare.

your mom

Regurgitating toilet.

rebecca black

Disposable diamonds. Moral: NOW YOU WONT GIVE ME THUMBS UPS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

fife- half fork half knife!

A skin repellent shirt.

¿Es el FBI? Es que me estaba bajando una pelicula

You.

You smell like poo

Handerpants! underpants for your hands..... www.handerpants.com hahahah (:

Onions that dont have layers

"Insert coin": The game Arcade edition! Just insert the money and leave right away, saves up to several hours of stressing gameplay! Its not like you are getting the money back you know! Moral: Reminds me of a arcade hall I saw in Chile once, only one cabinet had a screen, but no working "game tokens" receiver :P, they also had a ping pong board with no ball, no idea why the hell the place was even open at all XP

A silencer for a knife.

Pointless Inventions

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