An interactive clock with arms and legs and also a top hat as well that walked like a human and followed you around throughout your day of activities and screeched the time every .8 minutes

jordan hickey

remote control to operate a remote control

The wiffle spoon

Ice cream that EVAPORATES before you even lick it.

Garlic flavored mouthwash.

Condoms.

Solar powered torch

bureaucracy

Apathy.

A boomerang with a C4 strapped to it. What happens if you miss?

Fifty shades of gray.

electric bathtub!

condoms with airholes

Women with way too tight åssholes... Makes me wish I could shrinkage my stuff momentarily. Moral: Growth hormones? Steroids? Meh, aint worth it for me, you just keep doing your thing "man"!

wooden bbq

Planking whats the point what is the purpose and what does it do to make a difference in the world? it doesnt .

Steel-plated condoms

flame retardant weed

A submarine with a screen door

WHAT? I AM GETTING GREEN THUMBS? HERESY! BLASPHEMY! Moral: Oh sorry, I keep mistaking these horsehead network for "the pointless comment section"

A bladeless sword

Apple, and anything Apple. Way overrated and overpriced and you cant do a lot with them.

a boat with a plug-hole.

Pointless Inventions

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