Transparent playing cards

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a chocolate fire alarm

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Black Light

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Glass underwear

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water proof candles

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Pff... you think that is going to make a difference mr haxor? I mean come on! Who else can possibly reach to give me that many thumbs downs in so little time... Moral: Hahahahahaha! Take it easy bro! All I am doing is having fun! But... if your way of having fun is doing this... then I pity you... take care buddy, because you really need that, and I know that there cannot be many of you, since my comments are as previously mentioned given 4 minus thumbs (at least), under 30 seconds... Just, take care, and if this helps you cope with your problems, go ahead, its fine, I mean if you seek pity, you have plenty now.

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solar power night vision goggles

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Charlie Sheen

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Seedless sunflower seeds

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My love to you all, haxors, haters, and so on, you are at least all united by your suffering and desire to harm others as hate is all you have. While I love myself so much that I may fall on my knees once in a while, but will always get up. Take care friends and those that deem me a foe alike, I wish you the best, and may all your dreams come true, I love you all from what has been an endless source of compassion ever since I found the true love of my life. Moral: Love your enemies, they need it, and if you are lucky, you may realize they are your foes no more one day... but know that if you expect something back from what you give... you will be disappointed... Take care winners and losers alike, we are humans, and thus winners regardless in my eyes. I would also forgive you, but I do not believe in guilt, so thumb my comments harder than ever! Too bad that trains your body to attain pleasure from hurting... but hey! you are the responsible ones for your choices!

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your mom

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ipad mini

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cucumbers. 98% water, 2% crap taste.

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a new viagra in...suppository form........

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Feminism

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Appendix

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Math

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Condoms that come precoated with syphilis

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Lady Gaga

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websites with audio but no volume control.

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A solar flashlight.

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captchas in chinese!

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Poor Dora doesn't know that Swipper is actually border patrol.

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Brushing your teeth right before you eat.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!