A wristwatch with a decade hand

Clapper book (turns the pages of your book with 2 claps)

powdered water ( just add water to get more water)

School

a health and safety no slip slid for kids ( there's one at my local family center!!!)

A car with an engine that's powered by the kinetic energy of the car moving.

Government in Lithuania

Moral: Writing moral just to catch up for the Kinder post below is just fine. (That you do not see an add here, does mean that there is no add here)

Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

England

rank oder

no-contact masseuse

Asthma inhaler leaving you short of breath. (Actual side effect)

addictive pain reliever

A 100% cotton catsuit

a penis that can't ejaculate

The Rick Astley farewell tour!

Winter gloves for camels

Justin Bieber's penis

jag-free comb for bald people

Apple, and anything Apple. Way overrated and overpriced and you cant do a lot with them.

One Direction

silent car alarm

An alarm clock for the deaf.

Pointless Inventions

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