super-glue for eyelids.

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Sugar flavored insect spray

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A dark bulb. Too much sun? Don't close the blinds, turn on the dark!

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The Shake-weight

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Solar powered tanning bed

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Guide dogs for the colour blind.

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bacon flavored hunting camo

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Poop scented candle/ air freshener

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A job for a black person.

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A chocolate teapot

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DECAF meth....

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Solar powered headlights.

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instant water, just add water

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A music player that does everything but play music

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submarine screen doors

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brix shiting machine

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un-freezable ice

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battery powered battery charger

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A football Bat

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see-through mask

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Flammable fire extinguisher

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MANSWEAT ON SPRAYCANS! Because you can never smell enough LIKE THE REAL MAN YOU ARE IF YOU USE ENOUGH MANSMELL! TESTICLES! ARMPITS! ALL SORTS OF 100 percent natural odors. Moral: Moral man still in stock! Smell like the man known as the third most useless invention today!

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Solar-Powered flashlight

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Women who can't make sandwiches

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!