SHIT MAKER

Pens that can write underwater

Windows Vista

A remote-control pineapple

Solar powerd flash light

Australian Indoor-Rules Quidditch Sure, great idea to begin with. Might even be fun to play. BUT IT'S POINTLESS IN RETROSPECT, because IT'S A GAME THAT INVOLVES TRYING TO HIT EACH OTHER WITH WOODEN BATS. Seriously.

suicide

Censored porn

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Aids

Remote control without buttons

the power to develop allergies at whim

battery powerd battery

Soy dog treats for vegan canines

Steam powered ice bucket

Garlic flavored mouthwash.

XBOX MUSIC XBOX GAMES XBOX APPS XBOX BROADCASTS XBOX LIVE We get it Microsoft... I got the hint and got myself a Playstation 4, can we like cut this Xbox thing now? The apps and games and stuff can stay, just remove the console and we are good.

Black People

a slow clock

concrete car

A Glass Brick

invisble chairs -jesse

A 'Dry Clean Only' Raincoat.

Any not-provable, unattributable book that describes devoting your life to it's (mostly ridiculous) rules or facing consequence.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!