A gas powered turtle neck sweater

50 shades of grew e.g. porn.

High-altitude underground aircraft.

A pedal wheelchair... :D

Diet Water

men.

Squarepants

Women

knife that can cut itself

A wired remote

A diesel engined Formula One racing car

an ink-less Biro

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

A car with triangular prism wheels

2 GIRLS 1 CUP?

Homework

Self-flattening paper

an social networking site full of anti social people

Sweat-scented deodorant.

Floppy Drive

Build-A-Bear

A machine that writes pointless superpowers but can only be activated by a weird Japanese person that has a dog wearing a mask and Pokemon with penises.

Powdered air. Just add water to get absolutely nothing.

Pointless Inventions

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!