Albino Black People

Women

a wheelchair with pedals

A wired remote

an ink-less Biro

A diesel engined Formula One racing car

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

A car with triangular prism wheels

Homework

Floppy Drive

an social networking site full of anti social people

Build-A-Bear

Cold fire

Powdered air. Just add water to get absolutely nothing.

Pointless Inventions

A machine that writes pointless superpowers but can only be activated by a weird Japanese person that has a dog wearing a mask and Pokemon with penises.

a bunker with glass doors

New rhythmic gymnastics item: 16lb bowling balls

homework

Males, and Male rights

Safety scissors. No seriously, you can't cut shit with them.

A secretary goldfish

a microphone that doesn't let you talk

A blunt fork

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!