A drowning fish.

soleless shoes

Automatic soap dispensers

Captcha

Sunglasses without lenses.

A priests penis

Transparent makeup.

Child safe knives (blunt).

Redux: A time machine that takes two hours to activate and sends you one hour back in time. C-C-C-C-COMBO Moral:!!!!

A sign that says: watch out for this sign!

Satanism, AND atheism

Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

Condoms.

Moniters... - WhitePointStar

Star trek convetions with a nerd ban

The phrase "... but then i took an arrow to the knee"

Disolvable condoms.

Valentines Day

Sugar flavored insect spray

A solar power bugie on the dark side of the moon

Black Light

Second-Rate aka déclassé Mc Donalds for those that cannot afford the... high quality stuff??? Moral: Dadasomethingsong not particularly fond of it!

color blind bomb rigger

An ipod that can only play Jonas Brothers songs.

Pointless Inventions

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