Agriculture. nah just jokin.. it was essential to the development of human civilization.

Solar Powered Flashlight

School for the retarded .

A one size fits all hat.

Solar powered headlights.

A Wikipedia Page about the Internet

A fence to keep mexicans out

Censored Porn

1D

super-glue for eyelids.

Noise-cancelling hearing-aids

a black colored highlighter

A chocolate teapot

White Crayons.

A secretary goldfish

Commercially available commercials.

A solar powered bedside lamp.

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

braille for the deaf

-A treadmill for people in wheelchairs.

Little sachets that make your water wetter (it's a real thing...)

A gas powered turtle neck sweater

Blackberry Curve.

A bulletproof hunting dog that laughs at you when you miss ducks

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!