To comment below: Dont worry, I will assist in your suicide, besides what does a dead man fear of being charged for? Immoral: You know me.

De-coffeenated Caffeine

A dictionary with misspelled words

Hilary Clinton

darkbulb, to make light rooms dark

Mac Computers

Fire alarm with silencer

SPAGHETTI so chris doensnt die from shoving it in his arse repeatedly

Sad clowns

Poop scented candle/ air freshener

Unscented Perfume

2 GIRLS 1 CUP?

water man

Sunglasses without lenses.

Men's Nipples

Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

glow-in-the-dark sunglasses

Corn flavored chapstick.

Odourless deodorant (super strength)

Religion

god.. problem christians? troll troll troll troll troll

Idiots

an invisible stop sign

A black guy with a job.

Pointless Inventions

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