Flavored Condoms

Full scale computer shaped usb flash drive

solar powered lamp

Pubic hair....it's warm enough down there.

Volume control for soundproof headphones.

The stupid Terms of Service

An eyedrop which is roll-on.

Religion

different types of screwdriver --- + Different types of lightbulb fittings. different sizers and shapes of charger cigs minidisks the SPORTS font

A knuckle KNIFE with a folding blade. You know: you put your hand in it, then forget your fingers are in it, then try to close the blade. This makes the blade slash your fingers! [This is a REAL invention, by the way].

The worlds' largest functional toenail clippers

A solar powered flashight

super-glue for eyelids.

lightweight hammer

low-fat transfat

really attractive children

water resistant umbrella

Charlie Sheen

Waterproof Sponge

Same coloured text as the background/paper.

Transparent Liquid Paper

The button to make me stop posting stuff. Moral: See what I did there?

A rubber that doesn't clean

A warning: no running with scissors sign that can only be read while running with scissors

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!