Apparently, the spork! Moral: Where the hell are my red thumbs?!?!?

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Ghos pepper flavored eyedrops

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people

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camouflage with sewn in sequins

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A plane that needs to be plugged in

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A book on books

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Reality

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cucumbers. 98% water, 2% crap taste.

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invisible paint

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De-coffeenated Caffeine

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charcoal operated battery electric-powered generator LPG operated cellphone human-powered helicopter

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Distractions

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See-through bodybags.

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A car whose motor turns itself off after a fatal crash, to save gas. Moral: And Ultimate Marvel vs Crapcom 3: Unless you have hyper ADHD the game will end in a flash.

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boomerang throwing knife.

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Telescope contact lenses for farsightedness

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darkbulb, to make light rooms dark

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Electrically-powered generator

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Pop/house/electro homage to rock and roll.

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Solar Powered Glow in the Dark Sunglasses

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Marathon runs for town guards that took an arrow to the knee. Moral: Only those that used to be ex-adventurers like you may apply.

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Peppermint flavored eye drops.

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Justin Bieber's Haircut!

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High heels that are like shoes

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!