Men's Nipples

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

MTV

MORAL MAN MORAL MAN DOES WHATEVER MORAL DONT SWINGS AROUND IN HIS WAY, COMPARED TO HIM YOU ARE ALL GAY WATCH OUT! Watch out for the worlds THIRD most pointless inventiooooooooon! Moral: I did warn you...

Flavored Condoms

The Internet

Bean-flavored tofu.

reversible sock-glove (gloves that can turn into socks)

half-penny coin

Sporks

colorful snow. WARNING: do not put yellow on it

Racist people

A solid Straw.

an invisible stop sign

waterproof keyboard

Horsehead network

Straight mans guide on how to make love to other straight men.

Recyclable toilet paper. - Anonymous

A knuckle KNIFE with a folding blade. You know: you put your hand in it, then forget your fingers are in it, then try to close the blade. This makes the blade slash your fingers! [This is a REAL invention, by the way].

the Tinman's "heart" (it was just a clock)

Solar-powered flashlights

bottle mouths that snap on top of aluminum cans.

Death insurance

Doorless hinges.... Or hingless doors

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!