Instant water

penetrator 9000

Maxi Pad bandaids

fruitless appletree seeds

Second-Rate aka déclassé Mc Donalds for those that cannot afford the... high quality stuff??? Moral: Dadasomethingsong not particularly fond of it!

hitler

Tissues that don't clean up seman

a girlfriend.

The Regular Show.

Battery-powered batteries

A song for deaf people

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Pubic hair....it's warm enough down there.

chocolate toothpaste

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Solar Powered Flashlight

BOTTLED WATER!!

A broken pencil. Literally pointless.

naw instead of no

A bladeless sword

unscented cologne

LIES! LIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! Moral: A great spork is a amazing invention headless network!

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The ability to eat as much as you want and still gain weight.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!