Waterproof Kettle

Hmm... one day my kinder egg comment had 8 thumbs ups... and now 22 hours later it has at least four red thumbs? Pointless inventions: Haxxoring tools! There was one that kept thumbing my comments down the SECOND I posted them, below a picture! I mean how can someone give me 4 thumbs ups less than a second after I post a comment? Moral: You hiding behind your small tools (pun intended), know that your cheap tricks are useless against the truth... The voice that speaks in all human beings... and the few such as me that say them out loud... hide behind your tools, knowing you are no match for Moral Man!

a button that mutes people

Wireless parachutes

DVD rewinder

Concrete life jacket




air-conditioned motorcycle

Sunglasses for blind people

study hall

Drive-through liquor store.

black people.

a penis that can't ejaculate

Wooden Fireplace

Dehydrated water.


a boomerang grenade

$2 Bill

Censored Porn

See Through Shower Curtains.

Periods each month.

You smell like poo

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!