a piggy bank that you can't get your money out of.

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Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

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Windows Vista

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A remote-control pineapple

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Build-A-Bear

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Australian Indoor-Rules Quidditch Sure, great idea to begin with. Might even be fun to play. BUT IT'S POINTLESS IN RETROSPECT, because IT'S A GAME THAT INVOLVES TRYING TO HIT EACH OTHER WITH WOODEN BATS. Seriously.

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Moan silencer

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Unsliced bread

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A black-colored light bulb.

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onion-flavored tobacco

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!