Quality Apple products.

De-coffeenated Caffeine

charcoal operated battery electric-powered generator LPG operated cellphone human-powered helicopter

Distractions

See-through bodybags.

To comment below: Dont worry, I will assist in your suicide, besides what does a dead man fear of being charged for? Immoral: You know me.

pepper covered tissues

A car whose motor turns itself off after a fatal crash, to save gas. Moral: And Ultimate Marvel vs Crapcom 3: Unless you have hyper ADHD the game will end in a flash.

boomerang throwing knife.

Telescope contact lenses for farsightedness

Pop/house/electro homage to rock and roll.

Satanism, AND atheism

Roll-on eyedrops

water proof candles

McDonalds' small size

Reusable Condom Once you're done, flip it inside out and use it again!

Peppermint flavored eye drops.

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Arrow to the knee jokes

Banana peeler

Electrocution hospital bed

2 GIRLS 1 CUP?

XBOX 360 Elite, any other Xbox or Microsoft Product.

Batteries or power input to any and every thing that automatically shakes whenever Michael J Fox is visiting. Moral Disclaimer: The vibrating sound you hear from your mothers room at night is probably not Micheal "J" Fox.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!