Marathon runs for town guards that took an arrow to the knee. Moral: Only those that used to be ex-adventurers like you may apply.

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soundless music

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A clock in Morse code

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Time machine... I mean. Tie machine...I mean. I don't know.

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Corded phone finder

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You.

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A backwards robe. Or a blanket with sleeves Oh wait... that's just a snuggie...

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AIDS

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http://www.pointlessdicksfordickysdickfuckdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick.com

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canned bread

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Double sided playing cards

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square tires

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Those spots that float around in our eyes

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day vision goggles

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Appendix in humans

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The worlds' largest functional toenail clippers

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MINERAL TOILET WATER .

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a machine that doesn't point

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Xbox

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homework

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An alarm clock for the deaf.

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Mediocrity.

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The white colored pencil.

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A steam powered kettle

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!