boomerang throwing knife.

Windows Vista

(Going for comment in first 10 pages)... Justin Bieber. (too easy (??_?)...)

Cleverbot. The name's so misleading.

soundless music

Women's Rights

Dick proof Panty

The stupid Terms of Service

PIPA

A flashlight driven by sunenergy

A Fireproof Match

Hot Ice cream

machine that turns the inventor into shit

color blind bomb rigger

MORAL MAN MORAL MAN DOES WHATEVER MORAL DONT SWINGS AROUND IN HIS WAY, COMPARED TO HIM YOU ARE ALL GAY WATCH OUT! Watch out for the worlds THIRD most pointless inventiooooooooon! Moral: I did warn you...

yellow stop light

Pubic hair....it's warm enough down there.

Female vocal chords

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

A flashdark for when it's too light

clear coat. why waste more money on something that still shows when it gets scratched and makes no difference at all?

Appendix in humans

ice-cream peeler

A machine that both reads pointless inventions and comes up with new ones

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!