A steam powered kettle

Taste PIZZWATEX Refreshing and right from the finest toilets of England.

Me

Scented Trashbags . TF ?

Giant Tweezers

oops

Ghos pepper flavored eyedrops

golden skateboard

A coupon for scissors that you have to cut out.

Glow in the dark camoflouge.

Fake Soil made out of dirt

Banana eating machine

porn subtitles

boomerang throwing knife.

-A treadmill for people in wheelchairs.

An ultralight origami aircraft

A book on how to read.

Sad clowns

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

Light-proof glass.

a health and safety no slip slid for kids ( there's one at my local family center!!!)

breathable condoms

Sick Pills that make you sick

School

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!