- Pointless Inventions

A sword that melts in combat

machine that turns the inventor into shit

color blind bomb rigger

A Bullet Train from Dehli to Bombay..... hang on tightly!

Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

Facebook.

Clapper book (turns the pages of your book with 2 claps)

Alarm that goes off when there should be a moment of silence

Anti-depressant pills that may cause suicidal tendencies

Ms.Spann

A flashdark for when it's too light

Religion

Shatter-prone Rulers

A machine that both reads pointless inventions and comes up with new ones

An interactive clock with arms and legs and also a top hat as well that walked like a human and followed you around throughout your day of activities and screeched the time every .8 minutes

A Website teaching how to work the Internet

blue oranges

The worlds' largest functional toenail clippers

The ability to eat as much as you want and still gain weight.

lightweight hammer

A glass hammer

the power to distinguish powered doughnut fillings after you eat them

A car with an engine that's powered by the kinetic energy of the car moving.

Disolvable condoms.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!