Bacon flavored underwear(for hunting)

Black highlighter

MANSWEAT ON SPRAYCANS! Because you can never smell enough LIKE THE REAL MAN YOU ARE IF YOU USE ENOUGH MANSMELL! TESTICLES! ARMPITS! ALL SORTS OF 100 percent natural odors. Moral: Moral man still in stock! Smell like the man known as the third most useless invention today!

A gas powered gas mask

burned ice

Religion

Fire proof cigarettes.

Fat free butter

A glass Iphone case.

A device that surfs the web in the palm of your hand, but only when it hooks up to your computer

Wii

Those pointless people who say 'Justin Bieber' thinking that they are God. I'm sorry, your nothing but shit.

Hashtags. #YOLO

a dvd on how to work a dvd player.

africa

the road-boat

Atheists. And, by proxy, atheists' opinions on religion.

a portable toilet that comes with free toilet paper and free toilet cleaner, plus an unwanted child

Abdominal fat.

fire proof candles

today i was humping my bed and i didnt realize my creepy aunt was watching. FML......................................................... o wait what site is this again?? o............. nevermind......

a gun with a tazer handle

A machine that makes you exist eternally (by killing you then covering your corpse in wax)

social miedia (instagram,twitter,facebook,reddit,fickr,ETC(NOT youtube!!!))

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!