cordless extension cord

everything but women

A car with an engine that's powered by the kinetic energy of the car moving.

Televisions built into coffins.

Disolvable condoms.

Freeze-dried water Just add H2O

chairs in a hall ment for stand-up comedy.

death

Batteries sold separately....

UFC-Themed anal douche kit.

a machine that tells you the life left in a battery, but uses the battery's power

Unsliced bread

Inflatable anchor..

Moonglasses

Salt flavored pepper.

today i was humping my bed and i didnt realize my creepy aunt was watching. FML......................................................... o wait what site is this again?? o............. nevermind......

That shitty game Braid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braid_(video_game))

Abdominal fat.

Bullets made from mercury instead of lead

Knork (Knife and fork hybrid)

silent music documentaries (unless it's a music documentry about One Direction, then actually it would be a great invention)

Fake Soil made out of dirt

Disney horror film

Hand Un-sanitizer

Pointless Inventions

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