a dosh bag but only works on leons bum crack

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Flame retartdant firewood.

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An interactive clock with arms and legs and also a top hat as well that walked like a human and followed you around throughout your day of activities and screeched the time every .8 minutes

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pedal powered steamrollers

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Underwear with edges that fuse to your skin creating a hermetic seal, and you cannot take them off. Imagine farting...

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Your penis.

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The ability to eat as much as you want and still gain weight.

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A glass hammer

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Dehydrated water - just add water.

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Condoms

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Televisions built into coffins.

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Dehydrated water...

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Males, and Male rights

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A dark bulb. Too much sun? Don't close the blinds, turn on the dark!

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A rubber that doesn't clean

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braille keyboards for the iPad

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anybody who is reading this

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Non-dairy Milk

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fire proof candles

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knife that can cut itself

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plant grower made with salt

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silent music documentaries (unless it's a music documentry about One Direction, then actually it would be a great invention)

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porn subtitles

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a helicopter without propellers

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!