a TV with no screen

Paper Jamz

water proof candles

Plastic scissors

Dissolving Kettle

Plastic food

Inflatable anchor

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

Striped paint.

Banana peeler

a button that mutes people

CuddleUppets, PillowPets, Snuggies, all blanket/pillow things you see in infomercials.

Batteries or power input to any and every thing that automatically shakes whenever Michael J Fox is visiting. Moral Disclaimer: The vibrating sound you hear from your mothers room at night is probably not Micheal "J" Fox.

Harry styles

Agriculture. nah just jokin.. it was essential to the development of human civilization.

Republicans

Silent firecrackers.

Womens' opinions

Non-explosive Dynamite

Immoral? You a copycat or my nemesis? Kill myself? Assisted suicide? What are you typing about? No really, I want to know Moral MAN The Friendly R*pist: What would the point behind killing the most pointless man in the world be? And dont lie to me son! Justin Bibgirl might grow a pair one day, but he will never become a man.

Concrete life jacket

9gag

Ms.Spann

An eyedrop which is roll-on.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!