Assless diapers

Lana del Rey's ability to pout lips.

A rain jacket made of shamwow

The scrotum, just put them on the inside.

an internet sight that teaches you how to use one

Censored Porn

Helicopter ejection seats

Creationism.

A backwards robe. Or a blanket with sleeves Oh wait... that's just a snuggie...

Bacon flavored underwear(for hunting)

braille on drive up atms calling it a driveway when it's where you park obama?

Black highlighter

MANSWEAT ON SPRAYCANS! Because you can never smell enough LIKE THE REAL MAN YOU ARE IF YOU USE ENOUGH MANSMELL! TESTICLES! ARMPITS! ALL SORTS OF 100 percent natural odors. Moral: Moral man still in stock! Smell like the man known as the third most useless invention today!

Religion

burned ice

A gas powered gas mask

Fire proof cigarettes.

Fat free butter

Wii

A device that surfs the web in the palm of your hand, but only when it hooks up to your computer

A glass Iphone case.

Hashtags. #YOLO

Those pointless people who say 'Justin Bieber' thinking that they are God. I'm sorry, your nothing but shit.

a dvd on how to work a dvd player.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!