The car alarm that DEACTIVATES on hit.

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Border patrol

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the ability to post Justin Bieber

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Self-eating bacon.

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everything but women

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Female here: The kitchen.

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MTV

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The tailbone >:(

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Solar powered flashlight

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A shirt that you put on with your feet

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water proof candles

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Spearmint-flavored suppository

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people who get thumbs down

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Non-slip Lubricating Jelly

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The ability to eat as much as you want and still gain weight.

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Window$

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A book on how to be popular. Step 1: Burn this book.

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ugly girls

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Invisable clothes

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Rap music for white people.

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A pizza scooper

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Day-vision sunglasses.

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Electric-powered fur coat.

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a book for the blind

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!