Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

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The power to eat shith and die. Moral: Yet in your cause seeker, it is most useful, yes I am being personal.

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Dick flavored condoms

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A square wheel

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hair removal cream for bald people

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Motorbike ashtray

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Terrycloth sledgehammer

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Electric Ladle

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Ununoctium

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Women's rights.

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A waterproof sponge

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License plate cozy

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christian rock

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Bill Gates

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Glow in the Dark Sunglasses

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mesh condoms

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waterproof sponge

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Habanero suppositories

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a cell phone for a deaf

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a battry that runs on batterys

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bulletproof clay pigeons

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Powdered water

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Trying to spread happiness online. I mean for many of you out there a smile is like lethal poison... But what am I to do? Become one of you to adapt to the internet losers hall of fame? Please... I just need to adjust my sleep from working as a late time bouncer, and Ill be doing something far more productive... Thumb me down haxors... do it hiding, while I am here revealing my true self... and know that I pity you... speaking of lethal poison... let me set you free from your suffering: Moral :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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Anti Uncle Cream

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!